If you are searching for bold and funny monologues for acting auditions, this list is specially made for you. Here you will find double meaning comedy characters with unique personalities, entertaining dialogues, and perfect comic timing.
The collection covers a wide age range from 18 to 55 years, bringing different shades of comedy – from the Naughty College Boy’s filmy flirting to the Bindass PG Girl’s hot and bold attitude, the Over-Desperate Lover’s crazy obsession to the Sanskari Chachi’s naughty twist… every role is designed to showcase bold expressions and comic energy.
Characters List
- Naughty College Boy (Age: 18–24) – Filmy flirting & naughty punch lines
- Bindass PG Girl (Age: 20–25) – Hot, bold, and carefree content queen
- Over-Desperate Lover (Age: 22–30) – Obsessed with love in every dialogue
- Sanskari Chachi (Age: 28–35) – Traditional outside, naughty inside
- Condom Shopkeeper (Age: 30–40) – Comic salesman with bold explanations
- Uncle Next Door (Age: 35–45) – Funny, cheap-flirting neighborhood uncle
- Angry Housewife (Age: 30–40) – Heated arguments with comic double meaning
- Funny Watchman (Age: 35–50) – Boldly exposing colony secrets
- Besharam Boss (Age: 40–55) – Office romance with naughty vibes
- Village Padosi (Gaon ka Tharki) (Age: 45–55) – Desi-style shameless comedy
Double Meaning Comedy Film Audition Short Scripts
1. Naughty College Boy (Age: 18–24)
- Nature: Thoda over-smart, hamesha ladkiyo se chipakne ka chance dhundta hai.
- Style : Innocent act karke double meaning lines bolna.
- Scene : College canteen me ladki ko dekh ke dost se baat kar raha hai
Dialogues : “Arre bhai, us ladki ki walk dekhi? Full slow-motion lag rahi hai… jaise koi movie ka hot scene ho. Waise bhi yaar, college life ka asli maza toh tab hai jab roz naye assignments aur naye experiments milein… (wink). Aur main toh full practical type ka banda hoon, theory me maza hi nahi aata. (Pose banata hai, chest tight karta hai) Waise ladkiyon ke saath dosti karne ka apna ek alag hi subject hai… ekdum personal tuition jaisa. Aur bhai, tu notice kar, wo jab ice-cream khati hai na… mujhe lagta hai uske haath me cone nahi, mera dil hi pighal raha hai. Kya karein yaar, yeh campus bhi na, ekdum ‘romance laboratory’ lagta hai… bas koi sahi partner mil jaye, toh har experiment successful!”
2. Bindass PG Girl (Age: 20–25)
- Nature: Modern, bold aur thodi shameless.
- Style : Seedhi baat ko aise twist karna ki sab double lag jaye.
- Scene : Phone pe apni bestie ko bold style me PG life describe kar rahi hai
Dialogues : “Arre sun, tu soch rahi hogi PG life boring hogi… but darling, yahaan toh full adventure hai. Roz ek hi bed pe 3 ladkiyaan adjust karti hain… aur believe me, usme bhi ek alag hi ‘heat’ hoti hai. (Smile, hair flick) Aur bathroom ka scene toh best hai… ek shower aur chaar line me khadi ladkiyan. Jab paani girta hai na… toh bas ekdum Bollywood wala slow song yaad aata hai. Waise PG me ek socket hai aur hum sabko ek hi plug use karna padta hai… samjhi na? Roz current lagta hai… kabhi light se, kabhi kisi aur cheez se. (wink) Waise honestly, PG life boring nahi hai, bas thoda bold hona padta hai… warna yahan survive karna mushkil hai baby!”
3. Over-Desperate Lover (Age: 22–30)
- Nature : Har baat me “Pyaar aur Romance” dhundhne wala.
- Style : Emotional dialogue bhi double tone me bolta hai.
- Scene : Girlfriend ko impress karne ke liye over-romantic act karta hai
Dialogues : “Baby, tum meri life ka wifi ho… tumhare bina main connect hi nahi ho paata. Tumhari aankhein aisi lagti hain jaise password ho… aur dil unlock karte hi full access milta hai. (close to her) Tumhe pata hai, main ekdum fast charger hoon… bas ek touch karo aur full battery. Arre, tumhe kya lagta hai main tumhe sirf pyaar karta hoon? Nahi jaan… main tumhe experience karna chahta hoon… har angle se, har mood me. (wink) Waise pyaar mein sirf dil milna chahiye… lekin mera toh dil ke saath body bhi ready hai. Tum haan keh do… phir chaand ho ya bed… dono pe tumhari jagah reserved hai.”
4. Sanskari Chachi (Age: 28–35)
- Nature: Bahar se sharif, andar se naughty.
- Style: Ghar ke sanskaar ki baat karte hue ulta-seedha suggestive joke maarna.
- Scene: Mohalle ki ladkiyon ko sanskaar sikha rahi hai, par tone bold hai
Dialogues : “Beti, dekho ghar ki izzat sambhal ke rakhni chahiye… lekin izzat ka matlab sirf pallu khinchna thodi hota hai. (smile) Izzat toh tab bhi rehti hai jab tumhe pata ho ki andar kya chhupa hai. (wink) Waise sanskaar ka matlab ye nahi ki tum boring ban jao… thoda tadka hona bhi zaroori hai. Arre, pati ke liye ek garam roti aur garam mood dono banao… tabhi shaadi successful hoti hai. (giggles) Waise mujhe log sharif samajhte hain, par asli masala toh andar hi pakta hai. Samjhi na? Sanskaar aur sansani ka mix hi asli biwi ka swag hota hai.”
5. Condom Shopkeeper (Age: 30–40)
- Nature: Seedha-saadha lagta hai lekin customer ko confuse kar deta hai.
- Style: Product explain karte karte double meaning jokes.
- Scene: Customer ko product samjhata hai
Dialogues : “Arre bhaiya, ye wala packet le lo… extra safe bhi hai aur extra fun bhi. Isme flavour bhi hai… strawberry, chocolate, jo chaho choose karo. Waise aajkal vanilla chal raha hai… simple lagta hai par andar se full tasty hota hai. (wink) Waise aapko thin wala chahiye ya extra large? Arre ganda mat socho, size ka toh apna-apna comfort hota hai. (smile) Dekhiye, mera kaam hai protection dena… ab aap use karke entertainment lein, woh aapki personal choice hai. Lekin ek baat yaad rakho, yeh chhota packet badi khushiyaan laata hai… aur badi-badi tension door kar deta hai. Samjhe na bhaiya?”
6. Uncle Next Door (Age: 35–45)
- Nature: Thoda cheap, har young ladki pe line maarne wala.
- Style: Har baat ko suggestive bana dena.
- Scene: Young padosan se baat kar raha hai
Dialogues : “Beta… tumhe dekh ke toh lagta hai ki aasman se koi pari utar aayi hai. Waise tum gym jaati ho na? Matlab ekdum tight aur fit lagti ho. (eyes roll) Arre bura mat mano, uncle hoon isliye experience se bol raha hoon. Waise mujhe kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki tumhari smile bhi dangerous hai… ekdum current deti hai. Aur tum jab seedhi saadi dress pehenti ho na… tab toh dil karta hai ki… arre chhodo, tum samajhdar ho. (wink) Uncle ka dil bhi young hai beta… thoda space do toh sab samajh jaoge.”
7. Angry Housewife (Age: 30–40)
- Nature: Gusse me rehti hai lekin baatein aisi karti hai ki double meaning nikal jata hai.
- Style: Husband ko daant-te daant-te comedy create karna.
- Scene: Husband se jhagadti hai, par tone me bold double meaning hai
Dialogues : “Sun rahe ho? Tumhe ghar ka kaam dikhai nahi deta? Roz main hi garam roti banati hoon… aur tumhe bas thanda attitude dikhana aata hai. (hands on waist) Pati dev, shaadi sirf mangalsutra pehnane ka naam nahi hai… thoda garam tadka bhi lagana padta hai. Tum sirf office ka stress lekar aate ho, par mujhe ghar ka pressure aur tumhara ‘cold mood’ dono sambhalna padta hai. (smile with wink) Arre suno, thoda time mujhe bhi do… warna main bhi kisi aur se ‘current’ le lungi. Aur yaad raho… biwi garam roti na khilaye toh pati ki bhookh kabhi nahi mit ti.”
8. Funny Watchman (Age: 35–50)
- Nature: Chatur aur chalak, sabko taang khinchta hai.
- Style: Gali ke secret ko double sense me batana.
- Scene: Colony ke logon ko taang khinchta hai
Dialogues : “Arre saab, aap raat ko bahut late aaye… light toh band thi, lekin aapke room se ‘heat’ nikal rahi thi. (laughs) Madam ji ko dekha… exercise kar rahi thi ya dance? Waise dono me body full move hota hai. (wink) Arre bura mat maniyega, main toh apna duty kar raha hoon… sab activity pe nazar rakhta hoon. Waise saab, lock toh tight band karte ho na? Aajkal chabi galat jagah lag jaye toh bada problem ho jata hai. (giggle) Bas yahi colony ka system hai… din me sab seedhe, aur raat ko sab ‘zig-zag’.”
9. Besharam Boss (Age: 40–55)
- Nature: Office me hamesha secretary ko double sense baatein karta hai.
- Style : Official words ko ulta-seedha use karna.
- Scene: Office me secretary ko line maar raha hai
Dialogues : “Miss Sharma, aapki typing speed dekh kar toh lagta hai ki aapke haath bade tez chal rahe hain. (smile) Waise file ki zarurat nahi hai, mujhe toh aapki smile hi kaafi lagti hai. Office ka kaam boring hai… lekin aapki presence se kaam me ‘heat’ aa jati hai. (wink) Waise overtime karna padega aaj… aur main chahunga ki aap mere cabin me personal meeting ke liye ruko. (pause, bold tone) Arre tension mat lo… main boss hoon, aur boss apne staff ko kabhi disappoint nahi karta. Samjhi na?”
10. Village Tharki Padosi (Age: 45–55)
- Nature: Desi style me cheap masti karta hai.
- Style : Har chhoti baat ko ajeeb double meaning bana kar bolna.
- Scene: Gaon ki chhoti sabha me apna tharki style dikhata hai
Dialogues : “Arre re… hamare gaon ki chokriyan toh sheher ki heroin se kam nahi. Jab wo ghaat pe nahaane jaati hain na… toh pura gaon ka paani garam ho jaata hai. (wink) Waise hum desi log hai, lekin romance me full advance. Kheton me kaam karna ho ya chaupal me baithna… har jagah apna style hi alag hai. Arre hamara toh bas itna kehna hai… zindagi ka asli maza tab hai jab khet bhi hare bhare ho aur raat bhi garam.”
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